Salut! Je m'appelle Dani. I'm 15 years old and living in New York City.

I love Young Justice, One Direction, Percy Jackson, A:TLA, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, Starkid, youtubers, The Hunger Games, Gravity Falls, butts, Fullmetal Alchemist, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, House of Anubis, Glee, Batman, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, Ultimate Spider-man, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and General Hospital with a burning passion of a thousand suns colliding.

pls befriend me



random-is-epiccc:

CAN I HAVE ONE 



lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU



jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

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she calls it a skoat im cr ying

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.





waywardveganbond:

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

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is that young doc scratch



avatarsnowy:

i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said



juvenialls:

depends, are you willing to get on your hands and knees, or do i have to do that..



Harry Potter meme ♕ five deaths
↳ [2/5] Cedric Diggory



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible



steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.



vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

  • yeehaw
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hte Spaghetti
  • lil shit
  • swiggity swoner i have a boner
  • genocide


theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN


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